Monday, March 21, 2011

Waiting for Justice

I heard a story this morning about a man who is suing Doctor Who over a character he claims to have created thirty years ago, in his youth. It reminded of a certain someone who owes me money. I've been waiting for thirty-six years now. Are you listening, Christine? Christine MacNichol? I want my milk money. I want it with interest. You said you'd pay me back when you collected from your paper route. How long does it fucking take? Let me tell you, I could go for a nice, cool glass of milk right now.

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